If he had to do something dumb like that, why not just embed a magnet on the bridge of his nose?
It seems obvious to me that your mind has not been irreversibly destroyed by years upon years of excessive amyl nitrate, methamphetamine and other drug usage that this bath-house boy likely has subjected himself to.
'He' seems compelled to embrace the primitivist piercing 'culture' so very popular among those lacking in the thoughtfulness that you demonstrate.