Political Rift Drives Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Apart—for Good (Jen is for Bush)

Swift Report ^ | 3/25/05

[Hold DiMayo]

Have you ever read that Jennifer publicly stated that she backed Bush? Hollywood is famous for their publicity stunts. Remember when Eastwood came out and made a remark about Moore. It coinsided with the release of his movie. Why didn't he make the comment befor the election?

[IrishGOP]

BS exactly:
Jennifer Aniston: "Bush is a f---ing idiot." What a lady. from the 3/24/2003 NY Post
"We pass her in the hall, and Brad would say, 'Heyyy, Jenna, wanna beer?'" "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston, on teasing first daughter Jenna Bush this summer when she interned at Aniston's and Pitt's management company. from the Philadelphia Daily News, 9/4/2001.
Aniston is a typical hollywood liberal.

[tomahawk]

SATIRE, SATIRE, SATIRE

Not real, people.

[KevinDavis]

Satire Alert!

[coconutt2000]

Thanks... it read like satire with a lot of tongue in cheek.

[Scythian]

To bad Brad is going for sin (that girl, what's her name) and liberalism, he'll regret it all someday

[finnman69]

bwahahahahahaha

[SeaBiscuit]

"Aniston and Pitt shocked the world earlier this year when they announced that they were formally separating"

Why would anyone be "shocked", since most Hollywierdo marriages are like just like their movies, all fiction.

[fortunecookie]

Ping! Check this! Who knew??

(Wow, I was harsh on Jen, I thought she was just avoiding having kids with him in favor of her career per earlier threads. Who knew their differences ran more deep, oops...)

[billbears]

Oh heck, don't stop 'em (I think your comment is going to get lost in the flood anyway..). Let 'em get worked up enough about it to start needlessly firing off emails first... :)

[marty60]

Yep. But look how fast people are to jump on her side based on one gossip column.

[hosepipe]

Well golleee, Jennifer Aniston is smart...
Living with a moonbat has gotta hurt..
Gotta give it to her (if this is is true)..
Pulling the plug after 4 years beats living through more years with probably kids too.. Drain the liberal swamp.. and wash that bat right out of her hair.. If only President Bush knew this..

Go girl.. Might hurt her career though..
Moonbats are nasty mean critters..

[DCPatriot]

Ah...yes. "Clarence".....

I think that movie is a classic!

One of my all-time favorites.

Right up there with The Pope of Greenwich Village

[fortunecookie]

Says a source close to the actress: "She just really feels that people should have the freedom to invest their own money, that we don't need a nanny government making those choices for us. That was really the straw that broke the camel's back."

This is good news. She wants freedom to make choices for herself. Something the DU faithful can't do/don't want to do. Jen could possibly be a budding Republican, and a high profile one, too. And a woman, since so many DUmmies liken Republicans to male chauvinists.

[stuartcr]

I will never understand how people can let politics ruin a marriage.

[stuartcr]

How does politics flaw her looks?

[benjaminjjones]

What a great post, stuff I would never have known and probably didn't need to.

I don't read the supermarket tabloids (except for covers when I'm standing in line, people think I'm crazy 'cause I just start laughing).

A female conservative Hollyweird actress leaves every woman's dream body because she can't stand his liberal politics?

Uh, I should 'splain. I start with a woman's body, then check out her brain. If her brain doesn't cut it, I move on.

I live in Liberal Hellhole Boston, and while there are lot-O-bodies, there aren't many conservative female brains.

This red/blue politico Hollyweird split should be hugh national news!

Foxnews should make this into a special, unless they choose Dohraldo.

BTW, I didn't know Brad Pitt was an outspoken RAT, but I think he does the best crazy person in the movies ever, i.e. 12 Monkeys and Fight Club.

[skaterboy]

Billions of fans?

Shes a republican?

Highly dubious article

[Ladysmith]

LOL!! Suckered me in!! (It pays to read through the replies before posting one...)

[SlowBoat407]

I thought it had to be satire after reading earlier reports of her vicious comments about the President. Outside of that, though, there's nothing outrageous enough to flag it as a satirical piece. Maybe it's just because we expect wierdness and obsession over relationships coming out of Hollywood.