Q. Why don't women need a watch?
A. Because there is a clock on the stove!
Can't remember where I was on 1/14, but I know my wife was in the kitchen cookin' my dinner. As I recall she was barefoot. And pregnant.
A: Give that woman a shovel!
Because sheep can't cook.
The first thing Harvard feminists should do is embrace the correct name of their school, which is Radcliffe and stop pretending they teach or attend Harvard, which is historically a male only institution. The need to cozy up to men, and bask in the glory of the men's tradition does not speak well of either their independence or confidence.
Why does a bride always wear white?
Because you want the dishwasher to match the fridge!