[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"Mr. Keyes proves yet again that it's easiest to throw rocks from the sideline"

What sideline? He's never on the fence.


"...and there isn't a more perfect bench-warmer than he."

Our loss he isn't president.

[Cyber Liberty]

What sideline?

The sideline that demarks who is playing, and who's spectating.

No, he's certainly not on the fence. He's also not in the game, for which I am grateful. I could not stand to hear his constant complaining, day in and day out.

[Common Tator]

Our loss he isn't president.

Alan Keyes could not get enough votes to be elected chief butt wipe at a diareaha convention.