LOLOL!! I can just hear Mitch's voice.
How about, "Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day." :o)
Yeah, me too.
I always crack up when I think about him telling the joke about the Dufranes.
When you go a resturant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list. They say Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two , and if no one answers the'll say the name again, Dufrane, party of two. Bu then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. Bush party of three. Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes, No one seems to care, who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now,with duct tape over their mouths and they're hungry. That's a double whammy! We need help! Bush search aparty of three. You can eat once you find the Dufranes.