Posted on 04/01/2005 11:24:03 AM PST by avg_freeper
According to Snopes, the Orange County Sheriff's Department acknowledges that this is authentic. Snopes, however, does have questions about the caller, suspecting that it may be a prank. They also question why the dispatcher stayed on the phone so long, as they usually dispatch nuisance callers rather quickly.
Oh. Just now read your post 14.
Snope says:Food 911
Claim: Woman calls police because a fast food outlet won't make a cheeseburger the way she wants it.
Status: Undetermined.
Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]
NOTE: The following is a transcript of an audio file. Click here to listen to the original recording.
Bimbo central.
My son is a cop. He responded to a 911 cal. A 13 year old girl had called and said her 17 year old brother was hitting her. What he learned when he got there was that the brother had tossed a french fry at her from across the table and it landed in her hair.
He let her off with a lecture.
Oh sure, I know it happens.
It is particularly distressing, to say the least, when politicians and media people do it, though.
I just somehow needed to point it out. No criticism meant.
It is interesting that the two are so related, since 9/11 really was and IS an "emergency, life and death situation."
Perhaps the Mods. would correct this for us. I was caught by it, and can do without the thrill.
"I need to call a bambulance!" You may want to search Yahoo for "psycho ex-girlfriend phone messages." That's a hoot, too.
Harmful cheeseburger. lol.....
The source link: [ BroadBand Reports ] has a zip file with the audio in it. If you go to that link it's in the very first post.
The BK 'customer' was obviously from DU.
Dave's not here; go get a cheeseburger.
Thanks.
So...is Dave home..?......
bump
This kind of 911 call doesn't surprise me at all. And guess what, it's not just Southern California. It's up here in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota. The calls are from people with an inflated sense of entitlement, and you don't dare hurt their fragile feeeeeeeelings.
Bravo to the dispatcher for telling this whiney soccer mom to act like an adult.
My favorite is the video with the guy asking for a burger and fries and the guy at Jack in the Box says they don't have any fries (he has the Jack head and the voice is either Jack Nicholson or a great imposter) so the guy asks for a coke and some fries, anyway after about 5 attempts, jack asks they guy "Who put the blue in blueberry?" the guy answers "well,,,,mother nature did" Jack says " ok, who put the straw in strawberry" the again answers "mother nature did" then jack asks "who put the freak in frenchfires?" the guy answers "there ain't no freak in french fries" and jack (in the quintisential Jack Nicholson voice) yells, "That's what I've been try'n to tell 'ya, THERE AIN'T NO FREAK'N FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!"
Reminds me of this Carson piece:
Webb: "This is the City. Los Angeles, California. Some people rob for pleasure. Some rob because it's there. You never know. My name's Friday, I'm a cop. I was working the day watch out of Robbery when I got a call from the Acme School Bell Company. There'd been a robbery."
Carson: "There's been a robbery."
Webb: "Yes sir, what was it?"
Carson: "My clappers!"
Webb: "Your clappers?"
Carson: "Yeah, you know, those things inside a bell that makes them clang?"
Webb: "The clangers?"
Carson: "That's right, we call them clappers in the business."
Webb: "A clapper caper."
Carson: "What's that?"
Webb: "Nothing sir. Now, can I have the facts? What kind of clappers were stolen on this caper?"
Carson: "They were copper clappers."
Webb: "And where were they kept?"
Carson: "In the closet."
Webb: "Uh huh. You have any ideas who might have taken the copper clappers from the closet?"
Carson: "Well, just one. I fired a man. He swore he'd get even."
Webb: "What was his name?"
Carson: "Claude Cooper"
Webb: "You think he'd..."
Carson: "That's right. I think Claude Cooper copped my copper clappers. Kept in the closet."
Webb: "You know where this Claude Cooper is from?"
Carson: "Yuh. Cleveland"
Webb: "That figures. That figures."
Carson: "What makes it worse, they were clean."
Webb: "Clean copper clappers."
Carson: "That's right."
Webb: "Why do you think Cleveland's Claude Cooper would cop your clean copper clappers kept in your closet?"
Carson: "Only one reason."
Webb: "What's that?"
Carson: "He's a kleptomaniac."
Webb: "Who first discovered the copper clappers were copped?"
Carson: "My cleaning woman, Clara Clifford."
Webb: "That figures. Now let me see if I got the facts straight here. Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now, is that about it?"
Carson: "One other thing."
Webb: "What's that?"
Carson: "If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped my clean copper clappers kept in the closet..."
Webb: "Yes?"
Carson: "I'll clobber him!"
The audio link is great. What a riot! If it is a spoof, it's well done, right down to the distorted audio. From the sound of the female caller, I think it's real. "Give me a cheeseburger done the way I want or I'm callin' the cops"! Bwwaaaa!
The 911 operator was on KROQ during Kevin & Bean a week ago. She said the woman was nuts.
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