Posted on 04/03/2005 10:43:48 AM PDT by doug from upland
"Especially since Peter, Paul and Mary were recently in Hanoi and saigon apologizing for the Vietnam war."
ROTF.....that DID cross my mind too.
24/7/365. For a good time call BR 549.
Standing by for your call!
MIDI - WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE
Mommy please explain to me…what does abortion mean
That’s a word my teacher used…last week in school
She said that she paid for one…and that it’s not really cruel
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Mommy please explain to me…why is a fetus bad
She said it’s a parasite…that had to die
Is it just a worthless thing…do you think that it can cry
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Mommy please explain me…what does “it’s my choice” mean
Does it mean that life and death…was in her hands
Did she take what wasn’t hers…did she scoff at God’s commands
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Mommy please explain to me…what's “partial birth” about
Does it mean a baby died...in an awful way
Why do people do such things…it will not grow up to play
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Mommy please explain to me…are doctors sometimes wrong
Isn’t life the thing that they…swore to protect
If they do an awful deed…something sacred they reject
What have some people done...do they know what they've done
Muzz be. Tom Leherer was funny too!
LOL...thanks, read and answered. :-)
I never read anyone's tagline; but maybe I should. LOL
Who's the Magic Forger, huh, DNC?
He frolics in your offices...that's where he's likely to be
Your whole stinking party loves to pull this stuff
Just when will you give it a rest...we've had about enough
Oh, who's the Magic Forger...when will you tell?
It blew up and TaRAYza now faces four more years of hell
Who's the Magic Forger...what did Dan know
With ratings in the toilet, we are so glad to see him go
It is an awful re-run of your campaigns like before
You would do most anything..you're rotten to the core
What about the memos...a whole network's in a mess
Come on lowlife DemocRATS, it's time that you confess
Oh, who's the Magic Forger...when will you tell?
It blew up and TaRAYza now faces four more years of hell
Who's the Magic Forger...what did Dan know
With ratings in the toilet, we are so glad to see him go
Check with special interests. I believe the NRST guys have some that get paid.
How many beers would it take for you to…do Janeane Garofalo
(Tell me) How many Bud Lights would you have to chug…to tell her please do not go
(Tell me) How many cases of good German ale…before you'd let your love flow
Well, the answer, my friends ---- they don't brew that much beer
The answer ---- they don't brew that much beer
How many gallons of Thunderbird wine…before you'd be drunk enough
(Tell me) Just how much Ripple you'd have to ingest…before you'd go for that stuff
(Tell me) How many liters at under two bucks…to see that wench in the buff
Well, the answer, my friends ---- the world is short of grapes
The answer ---- the world is short of grapes
How many Black Russians would you pour down…to keep from running away
(Tell me) How many quarts of some vodka or Scotch…to say, "I guess it's okay"
(Tell me) How many bowls of 200 proof punch…before you're ready to play
Well, the answer, my friends ---- they don't make that much booze
The answer ---- they don't make that much booze
The answer ---- they don't make that much booze
Check out my tagline. It will give a good clue. :)
COOL beans!
Wellllll, you cute guys have really fixed it!!!
Hey Doug!
Hey Uncle Sir!!!
WOW!!!
How absolutely on TARGET!!!!!!! And a song....no less!!!;-)
Glad to know I'm not the only one that's NOT leaving. ;-)))))
Many (((((*HUGS*))))) to both of you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I couldn't have sung it better myself!
ROTF-LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish you would tell us
how you really feel. LOL!!
Thanks for the lift, LadyP!!
Glad you're sticking around.
Feels like I just got to know you!!
Y'all are the best!
We should have mad-libs set-up (pre-written manifestos so people can choose their own noun, verb, adjective) to prepare for future mass opus-cides.
We got the background music!
"We should have mad-libs set-up (pre-written manifestos so people can choose their own noun, verb, adjective) to prepare for future mass opus-cides."
ROTFLMAO
Pinging the song list. If anyone else wants to be on it, let me know.
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