DFU/uncleshag SONG: IF YOU'RE LEAVING, STOP THE DRAMA -- download MP3 mocking the opus writers

DFU/Uncleshag productions | 4-3-05 | Lyrics DFU, Performance Uncleshag

[doug from upland]

Leaving? Stop the Drama

Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag
To the tune of J.Denver's
Leavin' on a Jet Plane

Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop
You feel just like your head will pop
You write your opus ungramatically

You give reasons why you are out of here
Too bad your thinking's not very clear
You're hoping that some others will agree

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy.

If there's a thread that flamed you bad
And it had made you very mad
I guess a wussy knows what he must do

You just pack it up and that is that
But please don't forget to take your hat
And, by the way, it looks silly on you!

We'll bend over and drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy

Find a place that suits you better
Send FReepmail or an email letter
We won't respond...'cause your account's been banned

You're an egomaniac
Sometimes we think you've been on crack
I guess this song's not what you had planned

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

So leave and stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

[Raycpa]

Posted by Raycpa to Bob J
On News/Activism 04/02/2005 12:00:02 PM EST · 372 of 497

I too have seen many groups leave in mass. There are two observations I would like to make. The first catergory of folks that leave in mass seem to be those who believe they are leading some sort of FR movement to the promised land. They have a vision for FR and believe they are leading us all. They form alliances with others, create massive ping lists, tune their arguments and hit threads with a common theme. They begin to believe they are changing minds when in fact they are polarizing posistions. When reality hits that they are not leading FR, any more than a cat hurder can lead cats, they create a big disappointment for themselves. This disappointment leads to disillusionment and to departure.

The second category is those who have a short term agenda which is often financed by outside interests. Yes, folks some people get paid to post. When the contract or time runs out they leave. Others that don't get paid have mostly single issues they are concerned with and when that issue is done they leave. Yes, they may participate in other discussions but they mainly have one reason for being.

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[uncleshag]

Perhaps doug and I could start a diet plan,

Lose that exxxtra butt in no time!
"LMAO" is Guaranteed so you have nothing to lose
except the ten, twenty, thirty, (think J-Lo trunk)
excess pounds!

"The FReepin' Diet" is born, Star*!!

[jess35]

Good song.

Why leave? If we can't confront the ignorance among fellow conservatives how can we battle the democrats?

[mylife]

Nice job guys!

[uncleshag]

Thanks, mylife.

[185JHP]

Do some "opus" writers have no intention of leaving, and write them only to see who/how many will respond with "Great News! Good Riddance!"

[pelikan]

w h !!

UNCLE SHAG AND DOUG!

[spodefly]

Bee-You-Tee-Full.

Funny stuff. Excellent job, DFU.

[StarCMC]

I'm in. God knows I could afford to LMAO!! He he he!

[Brad’s Gramma]

AWESOME!!!!


Now, for those of you who haven't...PLEASE head on over to the Freepathon and do your doody NOW so I can get a life and FR can stay open and I thank you very much! ;)

[MoochPooch]

That was g-r-r-r-r-eat! Wish I could be that clever.

[uncleshag]

Oh, --- >>>spits on ground<<< --- OKAY!!

Can we play for 10 MORE MINUTES??

[doug from upland]

Ping

[Brad’s Gramma]

Heck, you can play ALL DAY!!!!

I'm just NAGGING THOSE WHO HAVEN'T been over there and done their doody. NOT YOU, uncle, not you. ;)

[MizSterious]

LOL--should be required posting on any and all opuses. (Opii??)

[doug from upland]

Yep, every time you see an opus, hit them with this.

[luvie]

This song is a KEeper for the FReeper II CD, FRiend!

[doug from upland]

If there is to be a second CD, we have to get our money back for the first one. Mrs. DFU warned me that if this project was a loser, this is where I will be ---

[uncleshag]

NAG ON, GRAMMA!! GET the
FReeperthon over and let
you get back to slopping
the hogs!!

Ddn't you just turn 21?
Legal now, huh???

When you need a little
rest or a break, holler!

[uncleshag]

I have your back doug!

And, a two story doghouse.