Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
To your vast embarrassment, you will be unable to describe the differences between halibut, sole, and flounder. It's easy to remember, though -- they are (in order) "big", "small", and "clumsy."
Amen! That's my mantra! It's my faithful mantra for when I hear myself thinking/saying lame things to bitch about.
I do, however, prefer clumsy over big and small. It's sweeter.