HA! especially if your matron of honor is a newlywed who wants to give you all her wedding planners and ettiquette books and wants to talk about little hand made party favors for all the guests! For the umpteenth time I DON'T WANT THEM AND NEITHER DO THE GUESTS!
Oh and there is always someone who has a cousin who has a friend who knows a girl who has a neighbor whose sister in-law can sew and will make your bridesmaid dresses for next to nothing. ;-)