Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Iowa Network TV is
planning to do it's own show entitled: "Survivor: Iowa Style".
The contestants will start in Des Moines, travel west to Atlantic,
Council Bluffs and up to Sioux City.
From there they will head over to Spencer, down to Storm Lake, over to
Fort Dodge and then up through Algona and then on to Mason City .
They will then proceed to Decorah down to Waterloo , then south to Cedar Rapids, Davenport and Muscatine and west through Ottumwa, Centerville,Oskaloosa, and back up to Des Moines.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a New Jersey license plate and large bumper stickers that read "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR Sucks", "Go Illinois", "Copenhagen is for Idiots", "Hillary in 2008", "Deer Hunting is Murder", "Say No to Budweiser", and "I'm here to Confiscate Your Guns".
The first one who makes it back to Des Moines alive wins!!
LOL!!!
I'd like to sign up as a contestant in that Survivor show. My name is BykrBayb's Mother-in-law. ; )