Tease.....
Sorry, I guess I'm just that way. :)
On a flight from Houston to Chicago, the pilot began to have trouble with the airplane. They had run into a lot of turbulance and the flaps weren't working correctly.
A scared woman towards the front of the plane jumped into the aisle and began to scream " I can't stand this. I'm going to die. Before I die, someone PLEASE make me feel like a woman again."
At the rear of the plane a big good-looking Texan stood up and slowly started down the aisle. As he came down the aisle he started taking off his shirt. You could see his muscles rippling as he was removing the shirt. When he finally reached her he had the shirt off. He leaned over close to her and said " I'm here Honey...now iron this shirt and bring me a beer."