To: MS.BEHAVIN
Glad to please.
You have to add your own visuals for this one.
A military transport carrying a Catholic Priest, a Jewish Rabbi and a Protestant minister gets hit.
The 3 Chaplains bail out. The priest lands and crosses himself. The Rabbi lands and crosses himself.
The Protestant lands. He tells the Priest "I understand why you crossed yourself but why did the Rabbi"
Rabbi replies" I wasn't crossing myself, I was checking for my Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." as he touched nose, crotch, left breast pocket and right breast pocket.
Works better if you can see the gestures.
71 posted on
04/11/2005 8:45:28 PM PDT by
TASMANIANRED
(Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence)
To: TASMANIANRED
73 posted on
04/11/2005 8:48:24 PM PDT by
MS.BEHAVIN
(If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it. Marcus Aurelius)
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