Professional help is available, all you have to do is take the first step and admit you've got issues and BOY do you have issues. Your friends here at Freerepublic are ready to give you an intervention. Don’t you see what you’re doing to your imaginary family and friends?
I've always wondered about people who like to argue for arguments sake. I realize you think you're showing off your great mental acuity and debating skills but really, it's so sad and pathetic.
As for cats, I love them. I don't let my cats out and don't appreciate people who do. However, if one of my cats were to ever get out and someone blasted em, unless they were attacking them or their animals, there's be a problem. I'd debate them to death.
Keep trying, you're almost witty. Almost.