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"One of the medals she wore, according to the indictment, was the European-African-Middle Eastern Campaign Medal, which is awarded to those who served from Dec. 7, 1941 -- when Pearl Harbor was attacked -- until Nov. 8, 1945."

This can be easily explained as well. She volunteered for a Top Secret mission out of Area-51 where she would be sent back in time using technology from a crashed alien spaceship. She travelled back to WWII and used her superior flying and technical skills to help America win WWII.

We never did time travel from Area 51. That was S-4 stuff...not that I'd know about that..in fact, forget I mentioned it, ok?

Of course, that just goes without saying. I mean who could even QUESTION it?

Do you think all those German planes just shot THEMSELVES out of the sky?

In a related story she also claimed that she was taught her combat skills by Amelia Erhart and Annie Oakley who were also brought forward through time but Amelia was lost due to a time-machine malfuntion.

Amelia was cast 30,000 years in the past and became the mother-founder of the modern human genetic line.

Lisa Jane Phillips is currently spending her time in the company of two former Magistrates named Cane and Grant. The trio spends time battling a time traveling being known only as Thrush.

I could go on but a Man In Black is threatening me with a Vogon Kill-O-Zap gun.