[aculeus]

Jean dashed to fetch her rolling pin and a camera

Seldom do we find "dash" or "fetch" used these days and here we have both in the same sentence.

[Red Badger]

Tell your wife to dash into the kitchen and fetch you a beer...........see how many times it gets used anymore.....

[MinuteGal]

"You are old, Mrs. Collop", the reporter said
"And your hair has become rather white
"And yet you ge-nomed this guy right on his head
"Do you think at your age this is right?"

The granny replied, "Well, I'll tell you, my son
"I feared it would injure his brain
"But then I was perfectly sure he had none
"So I nailed him without feeling much pain"

"You are old, my dear grandma, I should hardly suppose
"That your arm was as steady as ever
"Yet you landed a strike on the tip of his nose
"What makes you so strong and so clever?"

"At my age", said the granny, as she shook her grey locks
"I keep all of my limbs strong and supple
"By the use of some steroids - one shilling per box
"Allow me to sell you a couple?"

Leni