Ain't no thang or the mods'd yank 'em
As you said, maybe it's just boy/girl related and the guy'll yet turn up.
On the other hand, for someone w/an adventurous inclination, that old RR bridge behind the shops could prove tempting.
The old crack about the Susquehanna bein' only 'a mile wide and a foot deep' might bear some semblance to truth in the middle of the summer, but this time of year it's no babbling brook.
