Call Cyril Wecht!
Posted on 04/19/2005 9:26:39 AM PDT by Coop
True, but he never had a leadership role.
BTW, the NHL is starting to show signs of life.
*Ted Kennedy Fights Removal of Feeding Tube*
DC --- Ted Kennedy, who was recently declared brain-dead by his
physician, is fighting for his life. The Senator's family is trying to
have his feeding tube removed to allow him to die a sober death. The
tube, attached to a bottle of vodka and a bottle of gin, has been
utilized by the senator for his entire adult life. Medical experts
believe removal will almost certainly result in death.*
*"This is a very complex situation," said one medical expert. "Senator
Kennedy appears to be functioning normally to many people, but it is
quite obvious that the man is brain-dead by his public comments. Most
of us in the medical community think he should be allowed to have a
dignified death by sobering him up and removing his feeding tube."*
*Liberals were stuck in a quandary today as they want Terri Schiavo
dead, but they don't want Ted Kennedy to die. "This is a moral dilemma
to many people," said Commie Greenstein, a liberal living in **New
York**. "Fortunately, most of us don't really make decisions based on
any morals, so it's okay if we want one person to die while allowing a
brain-dead person to live."*
*Alcohol manufacturers around the world are scrambling to raise money
for the "Keep Kennedy Alive" fund. Removing his feeding tube is
predicted to cause a 12% annual decrease in global alcohol consumption.
Some manufacturers risk going out of business as soon as the feeding
tube is removed.*
You mean the last four years of domestic spending in excess of LBJ hasn't been enough for you? What do you Republicans want? FDR planned economies where the majority works for the government?
Please explain "zot"????????
Perhaps you can help me understand a few things -
1. Who is responsible for electing the new Pope?
2. Why does he choose his own name?
Being you are new to FR, take a look at this thread. It will explain the ZOT. That is what happpens to troll posters, normally from DU who come here and disrupt the forum.
What’s really bizarre are the coincidences between the Kennedy and the Lincoln assassinations:
Did you know that after Kennedy was shot from the School Book Depository, Mrs. Kennedy crawled over the back of the limo and ran to a theater? And the theater was showing film-clips of the Gettysburg address! Weird!
But wait, that’s not even the weirdest part! OK, here it is! After Lincoln was shot at the Ford Theater—it was showing the movie “PT-109” at the time—Teddy Kenne-hic-ennedy’s great-great grandfather dove headfirst off the balcony, broke his leg, and being one of the bravest senators in recorded history, swam across the Potomac, and chased John Wilkes Boothe into a Sperm Bank Depository! But not even done with the coincidences yet! The depository was on Whitewater Lane!!! And the cross street was Fort Mercy! I am not sh*tting you! Just frickin’ eerie!
And then, one last really weird coincidence: Abraham Zapruder’s great uncle—Ratzinger Zapruder—supposedly filmed the entire scene! But Nixon’s secretary—named Rose Lewinsky (no relation, purely coincidence) erased the crucial 17 minutes of the whole thing, so it never saw the light of day!!!
But still to this day, the rumor of a deaf pope running through the woods looking desperately for a restroom as a tree fell—unheard by all—makes the beltway rounds. And with that, the coincidences are brought full circle as we view a picture of the Oswald Band striking up “Hail to the Pope” yet again, to the delight of screaming fans in Europe and Japan where The Oswalds still maintain an incredible following eclipsed only by the guy from BayWatch, David Hasselhoff—a 3rd cousin of: Jack Rubenstein…AKA Jack Ruby!!!!
Weird!
Out of a simple quantum fluctuation, a mighty thread arises, full of sound and fury, signifying monkey.
Already posted.
I, uh, I did an, errr, a search.
Yeah, a search!
I searched, but nothing came up!
Do ya think it has something to do with the fact that there was no internet in 1963? ;^)
And Texxon is there.
The Cardinals elect the Pope.
He choses his name based upon the respect of one of those who have gone before him.
He cannot use his own name, however.
Are you sure?
I just checked CNN, Drudge and Fox, and none of them have anything about it.
BTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
So what you are saying then, all those keywords would cause someone to be kicked off here, right? In other words "zotted" ... isn't that expression from the comic strip BC where the anteater goes after the ant?
Finally, a post (109 (as in PT)) on this thread worth reading, and it's your fault, Laz.
Coop, you ok?
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