And they say there are no conspiracies.
What’s really bizarre are the coincidences between the Kennedy and the Lincoln assassinations:
Did you know that after Kennedy was shot from the School Book Depository, Mrs. Kennedy crawled over the back of the limo and ran to a theater? And the theater was showing film-clips of the Gettysburg address! Weird!
But wait, that’s not even the weirdest part! OK, here it is! After Lincoln was shot at the Ford Theater—it was showing the movie “PT-109” at the time—Teddy Kenne-hic-ennedy’s great-great grandfather dove headfirst off the balcony, broke his leg, and being one of the bravest senators in recorded history, swam across the Potomac, and chased John Wilkes Boothe into a Sperm Bank Depository! But not even done with the coincidences yet! The depository was on Whitewater Lane!!! And the cross street was Fort Mercy! I am not sh*tting you! Just frickin’ eerie!
And then, one last really weird coincidence: Abraham Zapruder’s great uncle—Ratzinger Zapruder—supposedly filmed the entire scene! But Nixon’s secretary—named Rose Lewinsky (no relation, purely coincidence) erased the crucial 17 minutes of the whole thing, so it never saw the light of day!!!
But still to this day, the rumor of a deaf pope running through the woods looking desperately for a restroom as a tree fell—unheard by all—makes the beltway rounds. And with that, the coincidences are brought full circle as we view a picture of the Oswald Band striking up “Hail to the Pope” yet again, to the delight of screaming fans in Europe and Japan where The Oswalds still maintain an incredible following eclipsed only by the guy from BayWatch, David Hasselhoff—a 3rd cousin of: Jack Rubenstein…AKA Jack Ruby!!!!
Weird!