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Grandma Stops Intruder With Garden Gnome
The Associated Press ^
| Apr 17, 10:55 PM EDT
| The Associated Press
Posted on 04/19/2005 5:49:42 PM PDT by Dubya
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To: tiamat
Do a Froogle search via google
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:05:12 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Dubya
Travelocity will have to work this shtick into their commercials...
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:05:29 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(God Bless Pope Benedict XVI)
To: Dubya
It just seems so... "British." I remember an episode of Fawlty Towers ending with John Cleese about to use a garden gnome as a weapon.
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:06:37 PM PDT
by
niteowl77
(I hate it when I partonize myself.)
To: tiamat
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:07:14 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: tiamat
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:08:00 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
To: StarCMC
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:09:08 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
To: edskid
Was he being attacked with Rasberries?
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:10:35 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
I certainly hope that garden gnome was registered.
To: G32
I think what you're trying to say there is that this could very well have been an Assault Gnome.
To: PhilDragoo
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:22:12 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Dubya
He added: "Our usual advice would be not to get involved If someone is on your property, attempting to enter your home, whatever you do: do not get involved!
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posted on
04/19/2005 6:22:21 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(What ever crushes individuality is despotism, no matter what name it is called. J S Mill)
To: RepoGirl
If you want a Gnome try Gnome on the Range, or try digging in a shallow grave in the Heimlich National Forrest.
To: Dubya
The loam gnome becomes a dome gnome.
To: MeekOneGOP
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posted on
04/19/2005 7:06:12 PM PDT
by
devolve
(My WWII Tribute: http://pro.lookingat.us/WhiteCliffsOfDover.html - more traffic than DU-Koz-LDot -)
To: Dubya
Grandma Stops Intruder With Garden GnomeStupid intruder armed himself with just a garden gnome? Like that is going to scare a grandma...
To: Dubya
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posted on
04/19/2005 7:14:03 PM PDT
by
NCjim
(The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
To: edskid
garden gnome as a weapon First thing I thought of, the episode ends with Basil marching off with intentions of inserting a large garden gnome into the bumbling contractor O'Reilly.
I still can't believe they only made 12 episodes. It seems like there were 30. I guess the writing was so tight that each episode carried a lot of punch.
To: henderson field
"I certainly hope that garden gnome was registered."
She got it over the Internet. It's a full automatic.
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posted on
04/19/2005 7:35:53 PM PDT
by
Forgiven_Sinner
(God is offering you eternal life right now. Freep mail me if you want to know how to receive it.)
To: AlbertWang
I can't remember, is that what Hank did? I know his conscience got the better of him after a while.
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posted on
04/19/2005 7:53:45 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
(You can ban my rottweiler when you can pry her from my cold dead hands...)
To: PhilDragoo
I wonder if he got the point?
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posted on
04/19/2005 8:04:17 PM PDT
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
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