[BJungNan]

He didn't have to hop the fence to report the story. He's just grandstanding.

I would have hopped the fence to report the story. Or maybe I would have just kind of put my toe on the other side like you do when you are checking the temperature of a swimming pool before diving in. :)

[NewRomeTacitus]

The Breeder of Mythical Antelope-Jackrabbit Hybrids used to constantly remind us that the fence is the perfect spot to relieve oneself. He eased his bladder and made a political statement at the same time.

Only fair, seeing how many illegal-owned pickup trucks sport a decal of comic page bad boy Calvin sprinkling on the phrase "La Migra".