[F.J. Mitchell]

LOL! With a tag line like that-what can you possibly do for an encore?

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Plenty. Stick around...

I went with my son to his future middle school open house this week.

There was a display of clay scuptures, one was a ship with toothpick masts.

I picked up one of the toothpicks that had fallen out and replaced it.

My darling son said, "Where are the sails?"

I said, "At the Mall."

He said, "I want a blood test"...