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To: jalisco555
Shopping with a diaperless baby

Oh great, now we are going to have babies pooping and peeing all over the shopping cart seats. I'm sure those things are already filthy enough.

41 posted on 04/25/2005 7:44:22 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: beaversmom

"Oh great, now we are going to have babies pooping and peeing all over the shopping cart seats. I'm sure those things are already filthy enough.
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It'll be like going to PetsMart every day.


47 posted on 04/25/2005 7:45:50 AM PDT by tfecw (Vote Democrat, It's easier than working)
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To: beaversmom
Oh great, now we are going to have babies pooping and peeing all over the shopping cart seats. I'm sure those things are already filthy enough.

Just think of all the illegal immigrants that'll find cash-under-the-table custodial jobs at the grocery stores. Of course, "Clean-up on Aisle Three" (or wherever) will sound odd in Spanish. Over and over and over again. Also, be prepared to navigate a veritable obstacle course, formed by those yellow plastic cones marked "Caution - Floor is Wet". Whoops! - make that "Piso Mohado".

The grocers (and everyone else with a storefront) better brace for a huge increase in "slip & fall" lawsuits. Can't you just see the late-night TV commercials from the firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe? Well, at least the "client testimonials" should be hilarous.

136 posted on 04/25/2005 10:04:59 AM PDT by Charles Martel
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