Dear Live Journal - I dint g3t enny CaRds tudday. Damn th3m all to H3ll.
Mohammed (dont ask me which one. I swear somebody needs to change there name just so's I can t3ll th3m apARt) ennyway, M comz to m3 and h3's all, like, dude, and I'm all, like, dude, so I strapped a bomb to him an' bl3w him up. It wuz k3wl.
Looky whut Eye did with Bin BoBo. T33 H33
That OsAmA thinks h3's such hot cam3l dvng. JuSt wait. ON3 day h3's goNNa scr3w up, an' I'm goNNa go all jihad on his a$$.