[randog]

Six hundred invitations had been mailed, and the wedding was to feature 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen, according to Mason's mother, Vicki.

Cold feet? More like stage fright.

[Xenalyte]

Good God. That's not a wedding. It's a unisex chorus line.

(saith the woman who hates girlie things like big fairy-tale weddings)