In direct proportion to your gut?
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I read one theory that drinking only kills your weak cells.
I am skeptical.
I'm a freakin genius.
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This is why Ted Kennedy has such a fat head.
No wonder my hats don't fit anymore.... :-)
Is this science or junk science. I have been hearing for years that alcohol was no good for those brain cells. Excessive drinking over many years causes what is known in lay terms as "wet brain" where one becomes basically a drooling idiot. More info has to come out of the lab (hopefully from other places beside Sweden) before I will go back to sucking on my jug of MD 20/20.
Here's some suggested alcohold warning labels:
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name and/or species you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more attractive, and smarter than some really, really big guy named Franz.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
In direct proportion to your gut?
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Hey honey, I found a new way to practice for Jeopardy! ;~D
And your liver too!
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
But not the skull?
THAT'S why my head hurts!
Still doesn't explain moron Ted Kennedy's lack of brain cells. The more alcohol he consumes the stupider he gets.
Moderate use of alcohol is good for you. That's why I am partial to red wine, beer and grain spirits in moderation.
Hic! Hic! . . . Burp! Not bad manners, just good beer . . .
If this is true why is Ted Kennedy SOOO stupid?
