Posted on 04/30/2005 6:13:38 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
Ping!
How ill is Kim Jong Il?
LOL!!
well they would know about what a dictator is now wouldnt they?
Maybe we are keeping North Korea around for amusement? :)
*yawn*
Sounds like North Korea has received Howard Dean's talking points.
He may have been born ill.:-)
"Bush is, indeed, a world dictator whose hands are stained with the blood shed by innocent civilians,"
Blood shed by innocent civilians.... ? At least they could print the lie correctly?
Washington has repeatedly said it has no intention of invading the communist state.
"I say we stand off and nuke them from orbit, it's the only
way to be SURE!"
hooligan is a term the mullahs like, too.
[open on ESPN2 graphic]
Announcer: You're watching ESPN2 - The Deuce! Coming up later on The Deuce: Women's Seniors Indoor Beach Volleyball, qualifying tournament, from Lincoln, Nebraska. But, right now on The Deuce, we have Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly.
[dissolve to random scenes of soccer hooliganism]
Voiceover Jingle: "Scottish! Soccer! Hooligan! Weekly!"
[product graphics appear as they are mentioned]
Andy Gray V/O: Brought to you by.. Doc Marten boots; they're great for kicking in heads, and I'm not kidding! Also brought to you by.. Truflite Darts; remember: those are for dart boards, not for throwing at rival fans! Also, brought to you by.. Milk; it does a body good.
[dissolve to Andy and Ian sittng behind table of their set]
Andy Gray: Hello! And welcome to "Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly"! I'm your host, Andy Gray!
Ian Daglers: [speaks haggardly throughout] And I'm your other host, Ian Daglers! Hey!
Andy Gray: Ah, alright then, tonight's topics are: "Scotland's soccer team - great on paper, crap on grass!"
Ian Daglers: Also, on tonight's show - new techniques in dart throwing! Hey! Head's up on ye! [throws dart offscreen, hooligans scream]
Andy Gray: Alright! [they clink steins] And, finally, firebombs: pro and con.
Together: Prooooo!!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/94ksoccer.phtml
I see that he and Al Gore think alike.
If GWB is a hooligan, why in hell isn't he kicking the sh-t out of this jackass?
I agree soccer is full of hooligans. In fact, the riot after the game is the only entertaining part of Soccer. But what does it have to do with this thread? Just wonderin....
"Oh, Kim, I love you so."
"North Korea on Saturday called U.S. President George W. Bush a "hooligan" and said it expected no solution of the international standoff over its nuclear program during the Bush administration. "
Good enough reason to end food shipments.
oh, we'll give you a solution... of glass, smoke, and rubble.
It's like a scene out of Team America.
personally, I would rather use a bunker buster, but if food shipments do the trick....
I was laughing as soon as I read the title!!!
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