[open on ESPN2 graphic]
Announcer: You're watching ESPN2 - The Deuce! Coming up later on The Deuce: Women's Seniors Indoor Beach Volleyball, qualifying tournament, from Lincoln, Nebraska. But, right now on The Deuce, we have Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly.
[dissolve to random scenes of soccer hooliganism]
Voiceover Jingle: "Scottish! Soccer! Hooligan! Weekly!"
[product graphics appear as they are mentioned]
Andy Gray V/O: Brought to you by.. Doc Marten boots; they're great for kicking in heads, and I'm not kidding! Also brought to you by.. Truflite Darts; remember: those are for dart boards, not for throwing at rival fans! Also, brought to you by.. Milk; it does a body good.
[dissolve to Andy and Ian sittng behind table of their set]
Andy Gray: Hello! And welcome to "Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly"! I'm your host, Andy Gray!
Ian Daglers: [speaks haggardly throughout] And I'm your other host, Ian Daglers! Hey!
Andy Gray: Ah, alright then, tonight's topics are: "Scotland's soccer team - great on paper, crap on grass!"
Ian Daglers: Also, on tonight's show - new techniques in dart throwing! Hey! Head's up on ye! [throws dart offscreen, hooligans scream]
Andy Gray: Alright! [they clink steins] And, finally, firebombs: pro and con.
Together: Prooooo!!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/94ksoccer.phtml
I agree soccer is full of hooligans. In fact, the riot after the game is the only entertaining part of Soccer. But what does it have to do with this thread? Just wonderin....
They should do KCNA or Rodong Shinmun editorial as SNK skits. They could be made outrageously funny.