I tease my friend and call Baron Wolfie
Our black Shepherd was a bit wide in the beam, and looked a lot like a black bear, so we always called her "Bear" even though her name was Beauty. Even our vet called her "Bear," he loved her. Strangers were usually very afraid of her and she would MILK that!- but little kids could do literally anything to her. She was an amazing dog and I still miss her. Unfortunately I married a guy who is deathly allergic to pets so we can't have any, tho he loves dogs and dearly wishes we could. So we've made good friends with the local squirrels.