Pity my brother who lives in Germantown. Loneliness is the definition of conservatism in that county.
Hardly a day goes by we don't roll our eyes at the latest absurdity flowering there. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.
Well, as we in Virginia often say, folks who live "over there" are really living in the Socialist Republic of Maryland. Seriously, those yankees over there are really off-the-wall wierd...