[withteeth]

I think I've figured it out, but you have to give me a dollar first.

[raccoonradio]

OK it wasn't the wedding, it wasn't the fiancee, it wasn't cold feet. What was her big fear? The evil monkey from Family Guy?

Well at least Jennifer is getting that check-up-from-the-neck-up, I hear.

[theDentist]

Who effing cares any more?

[johnny7]

I've heard there are only 3 kinds of women over 30 who aren't married in the county where Jenny Wilbanks comes from;

1.) In, or been in prison
2.) Lesbian
3.) Crazy

I pick #3

[Hodar]

People always whine about not enforcing the laws we have on the books.

Here we have a woman who buys bus tickets DAYS before the wedding. She sneaks out, deliberately creating the illusion that she had been kidnapped. Then, we have her cut her hair to avoid accidental discovery; and then making a 911 call to police where she reported that she had been kidnapped.

We know she planned this, we know she intentionally created a hoax, we know she reported a false crime.

And now she's sorry??

Charge her with every crime she has committed. When she gets her day in court, maybe she'll get 5 years; maybe she won't. But we should charge her with every crime she committed, if nothing else but as a deterent for other attention-starved lunatics.

[Tax-chick]

she was running away from "certain fears" controlling her life

One by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity ...

[Tall_Texan]

She has "issues".

As many issues as Time Magazine.

[theFIRMbss]

>she was running away from "certain fears" controlling her life
>>I think I've figured it out...

[shadeaud]

Expect to see this wack job on Couric, Oprah and then JERRY

[Ignatz]

I said it early and I'm saying it often: boyfriend on the side.

[MinuteGal]

Baby, down and down I go
All around I go
In a spin
Lovin' the spin I'm givin'
Under that old black magic called Love.

Leni

[Halls]

Ok, where do we send the dollar?

No really, I can't figure out what possible "issues" she had. Honestly, I think she is nuts and that is the issue, nothing more. However, whatever the reason she says that made her run away is I would love to know it.

[PistolPaknMama]

We all have a "host of compelling issues" but don't stage our own fake kidnappings.

[HairOfTheDog]

"It's because it's really really hard to be me!"

[woofie]

Dont let her milk a horse

[Leo Carpathian]

She says she can't explain her actions except that she was running away from "certain fears" controlling her life.

So why stop? She should have drowned her fears in da Pacifik Ocean. Seriesly.

It is getting freakier and freakier.

[Diddle E. Squat]

AWOL Bride: It Wasn't Cold Feet

Perhaps a cold heart?

[Andy'smom]

Did the Pastor give a hint as to her new haircut?

[reagan_fanatic]

Nice house, but nobody lives there.

[FreedomAvatar]

Maybe she was raped. By a family member at some time in her life. Would explain a lot of things.

[joesnuffy]

I had a host of compelling issues that seemed out of control," she said.

And there it is...I just knew there was a victim in there somewhere waiting to get out...She aint a teenager either she's a thirty somethin'...

THE ISSUES MADE ME DO IT