Don't I wish! The only success I have is when I'm on a scramble team. Where others have to use 4-irons to reach the green, I always get it where my team has to use a 5 or 7, maybe a 9. That helps greatly. Just don't ask me to hit that iron shot. I hit a 5-iron once where I lost yardage on the stroke.
Seriously! I'm not joking.
well, the few times I have indulged in the frivolous passtime, I needed to shout "SIDE!" rather than "FORE!"
not kidding.