You are correct in the notion that drug use is a universal human behavior. You are, however, a complete imbecile for equating Herman Goering with President Bush. Tragically, unlike President Bush quitting drinking years ago, you will likely never be able to get beyond your limited mental capacity.
Like the famous retort:
Speaker: You're drunk!
Retort: Yes, I may be drunk. But you're ugly, and I'll be sober in the morning.
Cheers!