[Wolfie]

I have a thing for wearing scuba fins and stepping on raw eggs, while I violate a harnessed and suspended alpaca, during which monkeys hurl orange marmalade at me and fill the alpaca with CO2. Caliope music must be playing in the background.

Caliope music? Dude, that's sick.

[Lazamataz]

Sometimes I need the Caliope to .... ahem..... garnish with gentlemen's relish.

[stands2reason]

Muddy Waters playing in the background would really make it work....

And blackberry jam in place of the marmalade.