Didn't they just have a pageant over there with overweight women? Now they have one for transvestites? What's next? A pageant of sumo wrestlers?
Transgendered, overweight sumo wrestlers....men-to-women, fatso sumos....or would it be sumas -- Gigantic Gelding Sumo - o - rama - rama - ding - dong Festival.
Winner gets a trip to Hollywood, a shot on American idol and a date with Dan Rather.
I think your question has finally been answered:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1399264/posts