[Teacher317]

the dog came on your property? It must be yours. Take it for a nice long ride out to the country (or better yet the middle of the big city) a hundred miles or so away and drop it off at the animal shelter. (or off a bridge, I'm easy) Problem solved

Does that also follow for children? How about endangered species? The UPS truck?

[John O]

Does that also follow for children?

Children are not property (unless you're with PETA)

How about endangered species?

Absolutely. Shoot. Shovel. Shut-Up

The UPS truck?

If he illegally parked his truck on your property you have every right to have it towed away