My wishes are here now.
Get ready to start patching.
I run software update about once a month or when necessary. That's it. No other malware, virus protection, hassles, costs involved.
But at least you won't have M$ to kick around, eh?
I'm happy with Microsoft now - it keeps our support people quite busy. But if a user can do without them, they'll have less hassle and more safety.
Dunno why anyone would wish otherwise.