[biff]

Yep, start out with a large pizza w/double cheese finished with a nice chunk of cake(with milk of course). Then a large double cheeseburger, fries and milkshake. Finally, a Texas style chicken fried steak with fries, Texas toast, BB beans(5,000 calories). Repeat three times a week, then rinse.
They say a TV camera puts 20 lbs on a person in which case she would not stand up to a medium west Texas breeze.
Gotta love her anyway.

[fr_freak]

Yep, start out with a large pizza w/double cheese finished with a nice chunk of cake(with milk of course). Then a large double cheeseburger, fries and milkshake. Finally, a Texas style chicken fried steak with fries, Texas toast, BB beans(5,000 calories).

Heh - I didn't mean she should gain 15-20lbs all in one day.