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You put up some outstanding posts.

I noticed on O'Reilly last night that only 400,000 people have signed the "secure our borders" petition he has on his web site.

I wonder if there's any statistical data about how many citizens live within 20 miles of the border and how it may correlate to the numbers who have signed the petition?

Excellent article. Last night tv news mentioned that the northern border of the US was becoming a 'problem'. Specifically, Pakistanis smuggled into Vermont by Russian mobsters who'd just stolen hundreds of thousands from personal accounts in New England ATM machines. Maybe the Pakistanis wanted a free lunch and not to blow us all to kingdom come. The joys of open borders and one hemisphere/globalization/PC thinking.

Illegal Immigrants Poem

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

--from an e-mail

Some of my fellow conservatives don't believe in foreign aid. It so happens that I do. But I don't believe in offering up our tax dollars with no strings attached. For instance, however much we currently give Mexico, I suggest we deduct a large amount for every illegal we catch and an even larger amount for every killer who finds sanctuary south of the border. And, furthermore, when we catch one of them committing felonies on our turf, we deduct the cost of his trial and incarceration from all future assistance.

I would take your idea to a higher level. Instead of withholding foreign aid money I would like to see the following:

Submit a bill for all costs incurred AND cut off all foreign aid so they don't pay the bill with our money.

If they fail to pay the bill, seize all Mexico's/illegal Mexican assets in the US and start liquidating them to satisfy the debt.

If our law enforcement agencies can seize cars, boats homes etc involved in commission of crimes, why can't we do the same to stem the hordes of unarmed invaders?

Thanks a million for posting this new Burt Prelutsky column. Burt is a good friend of mine and a master at his trade. This one is a zinger. He always has the best punch lines. No exception here:

"Furthermore, I'd like to know where you live so I can sneak into your house and help myself to whatever I find lying around.

And, remember, no fair calling the cops."