[Lazamataz]

First, graduate from high school.

Damn.

Second, get married before you have children, and stay married.

Damn.

Third, work at any kind of job, even one that starts out paying the minimum wage.

Damn.

And, finally, avoid engaging in criminal behavior.

Damn.

I'm screwed.

[The Great Yazoo]

I'm screwed.

Dear Laz:

You're OK, you're from Georgia!

Yaz

[anniegetyourgun]

But then, we all knew that. ; 0