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Man injured in domestic fight with wife
(He rejected her advances before going fishing)
Daily News Journal ^
| 5-11-05
| ERIN EDGEMON
Posted on 05/11/2005 3:19:17 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
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posted on
05/11/2005 3:19:21 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
Dear Misty: Call me at BR549.
To: sgtbono2002
Nothing as deadly (and devious) as a woman spited. Run!
3
posted on
05/11/2005 3:22:06 PM PDT
by
spetznaz
(Nuclear tipped ICBMs: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol.)
To: Rakkasan1
Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what I might catch today
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite.
Brad Paisley
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posted on
05/11/2005 3:22:19 PM PDT
by
MississippyMuddy
(No peace, without FREEDOM!!)
To: sgtbono2002
Its not every day you hear a husband turned down an advance from his wife!
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
5
posted on
05/11/2005 3:22:22 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Rakkasan1
"No dammit, I wanted a Bud Lite, not a butt bite."
6
posted on
05/11/2005 3:22:25 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
To: Rakkasan1
This guy sounds like he should be stomping baby geese.
7
posted on
05/11/2005 3:22:27 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: Rakkasan1
Maybe she should have taken off the Depends first...
8
posted on
05/11/2005 3:22:29 PM PDT
by
wvobiwan
(United Nations = World-wide Criminal Organization)
To: Rakkasan1
Don't I let you wash the car on Sunday
Don't I warn you when you're getting fat
Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me some day
You know a man can't love a woman more than that
9
posted on
05/11/2005 3:23:06 PM PDT
by
rhombus
To: Rakkasan1
Lord, please let me never get to the point where I turn it down to go fishing, and please let my wife never get to the point where I WANT to turn it down!
Amen.
To: Rakkasan1
11
posted on
05/11/2005 3:23:22 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: goldstategop
I guess you've never seen Married, With Children ?
12
posted on
05/11/2005 3:23:25 PM PDT
by
ambrose
("They killed the Giggler, man. THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER!")
To: Rakkasan1
Aw,come on---that picture should be deleted !
13
posted on
05/11/2005 3:24:05 PM PDT
by
Mears
(Keep the government out of my face!)
To: Rakkasan1
"A warrant was issued for the arrest of Misty Brown."
Play Misty for Me .... Or else!!!
He missed an obvious, quick and pleasurable solution to her problem.
To: ambrose
15
posted on
05/11/2005 3:26:03 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: ambrose
"I guess you've never seen Married, With Children ? " No peg!
16
posted on
05/11/2005 3:26:32 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
('I'm a Red Stater, trapped in the body of a Blue State')
To: cripplecreek
17
posted on
05/11/2005 3:26:45 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
To: beaver fever
"He missed an obvious, quick and pleasurable solution to her problem."
Not so fast. We haven't seen Misty yet.
18
posted on
05/11/2005 3:27:01 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: Rakkasan1
You know what they say: The worst day fishing is better than the best day not fishing.
19
posted on
05/11/2005 3:27:27 PM PDT
by
savedbygrace
("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
To: sgtbono2002
Why didn't the idiot do both, spend an hour with the wife, then go fishin'?
It's a win-win situation!
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