Posted on 05/11/2005 3:19:17 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
EDITOR'S NOTE: Portions of this article could offend some readers.
Preparations for a Sunday morning fishing trip resulted in a man allegedly being assaulted after stymieing sexual advances from his wife.
The husband, Richard Brown, of Exeter Drive, stated in a Murfreesboro Police report that his wife, Misty Brown, also of Exeter Drive, walked into the back yard and was "trying to act sexy" as he was preparing for a fishing trip.
According to the report, the wife told her husband to "bite her on the butt." When the husband told his wife no, she became very angry. The husband reported his wife was still mad and sitting on the living room couch when he went inside their home.
(Excerpt) Read more at dnj.midsouthnews.com ...
Dear Misty: Call me at BR549.
Nothing as deadly (and devious) as a woman spited. Run!
Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what I might catch today
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite.
Brad Paisley
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
"No dammit, I wanted a Bud Lite, not a butt bite."
This guy sounds like he should be stomping baby geese.
Maybe she should have taken off the Depends first...
Lord, please let me never get to the point where I turn it down to go fishing, and please let my wife never get to the point where I WANT to turn it down!
Amen.
LoL
I guess you've never seen Married, With Children ?
Aw,come on---that picture should be deleted !
"A warrant was issued for the arrest of Misty Brown."
Play Misty for Me .... Or else!!!
He missed an obvious, quick and pleasurable solution to her problem.
one must have a hobby
"He missed an obvious, quick and pleasurable solution to her problem."
Not so fast. We haven't seen Misty yet.
You know what they say: The worst day fishing is better than the best day not fishing.
It's a win-win situation!
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