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Man injured in domestic fight with wife (He rejected her advances before going fishing)
Daily News Journal ^ | 5-11-05 | ERIN EDGEMON

Posted on 05/11/2005 3:19:17 PM PDT by Rakkasan1

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To: Rakkasan1

No, Misty, dammit, I'm goin' fishin'.

21 posted on 05/11/2005 3:28:20 PM PDT by DeFault User (Play Misty for Me)
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To: keepingtrack

Amen to that my friend!


22 posted on 05/11/2005 3:28:37 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways)
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To: Rakkasan1
Yeah, but did he catch anything on his trip?!

Someone call Jeff Foxworthy!

23 posted on 05/11/2005 3:33:25 PM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: goldstategop
Its not every day you hear a husband turned down an advance from his wife!

IT is if she looks like this -

24 posted on 05/11/2005 3:33:59 PM PDT by SengirV
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To: Rakkasan1

This story BITES ! [or not]


25 posted on 05/11/2005 3:34:00 PM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: Rakkasan1
Lets have a picture of this woman before we judge him.

What if his wife looked like this?

26 posted on 05/11/2005 3:34:33 PM PDT by lormand (George W. Bush is saving your ass, whether you like it or not.)
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To: RightWinger

Why the extra 50 minutes?


27 posted on 05/11/2005 3:35:47 PM PDT by NavVet (“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
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To: SengirV
You beat me to it...see post #26

However, I think my example is actually uglier than yours.

28 posted on 05/11/2005 3:36:23 PM PDT by lormand (George W. Bush is saving your ass, whether you like it or not.)
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To: Enterprise
"No dammit, I wanted a Bud Lite, not a butt bite."

DING-DING-DING!!!!!!!!!!

We have a winner!

29 posted on 05/11/2005 3:36:32 PM PDT by albee (A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what is going on.)
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To: RightWinger

Depends on the fishin. And on the wife.


30 posted on 05/11/2005 3:37:15 PM PDT by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Monday, dinner time. "Honey, I'm thinking of going fishing
on Saturday."
"Fine dear, just let me know."

Wednesday Bedtime.
"Sweetheart I talked to my brother and he wants to go too."
"That's fine, you haven't been fishing in a while."

Friday, Out to dinner.
"Got to get up early to meet my brother."
"I've got to get up early too."

Saturday Am. Loading boat.
"What are you doing?!!"
"Loading the boat, I'm going fishing with my brother."
"WELL, you could of at least asked me if I needed anything
done today!!!"

Huff and exit.

I used to take her a lot, but now she says she never had fun.
I have pictures of her smiling, but she says it's all photoshop.

Course I don't talk to her often these days.


31 posted on 05/11/2005 3:37:59 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: SengirV

With sores on her butt.

32 posted on 05/11/2005 3:39:16 PM PDT by fso301
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To: fso301
With sores on her butt.

LOL Is that why she's fixin' to say the F word? Effen sores on me butt, can't sit down or nothin'..

33 posted on 05/11/2005 3:47:27 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (H. Clinton: Be afraid, be very, very afraid...)
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To: SengirV
Well look its her own damn fault...she needs to be an empowered feminist....like this...
34 posted on 05/11/2005 3:56:31 PM PDT by Vaquero ('I'm a Red Stater, trapped in the body of a Blue State')
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To: Rakkasan1
be'same.....be'same cullo.......
35 posted on 05/11/2005 4:00:24 PM PDT by Vaquero ('I'm a Red Stater, trapped in the body of a Blue State')
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To: Rakkasan1

Lends new meaning to, "I would rather be fishing".


36 posted on 05/11/2005 4:11:35 PM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis ("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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To: gitmo

I couldn't have said it better.


37 posted on 05/11/2005 4:22:44 PM PDT by davetex (hippies stink, no really I'm not joking.)
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To: Vaquero

Just the thought of her using that tool makes me ill.... PLUS, just thing of how much energy would be needed to...no, don't think about it........


38 posted on 05/11/2005 4:55:46 PM PDT by ALASKA (Bring home the media and then take care of the terrorists....................)
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To: Rakkasan1
The solution to this problem is doin' it in the boat. It's sort of a Keys past time. There's nothing like being on the water and gettin' a little action from all sides. If the fish aren't biting who cares.
39 posted on 05/11/2005 4:56:29 PM PDT by rodguy911 (rodguy911:First Let's get rid of the UN and the ACLU,..toss in CAIR as well.)
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To: Rakkasan1
I'd have to see the butt in question before I could comment.
40 posted on 05/11/2005 5:00:30 PM PDT by Americanexpat (A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)
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