"President: "AGAIN? How many friggin' times have I told you security guys, DO NOT bother me with this. There are hundreds of incursions per year! You are security, deal with it."
Camera then follows the "PROPERLY INFORMED" President of the United States as he pedals off to complete his ride.
Fade to black. Country is secure.
Fade to black. Country is secure.
I guess so. We are all here on FR.
I guess we can all rest safely that crises can be handled by people that aren't a bunch of bedwetters.
Get a grip. This whole situation was under far better control than you imagine well before you even knew about it.