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The Heathen Pagans took my Bible, and the Devilish Mods Burned me to a Crisp.
Posted on 05/12/2005 11:26:30 AM PDT by Finger Full of Fungus
Hi I am 10 years old.
I am a good Christian who takes his Bible to school and reads it at recess. If some of the other kids are doing bad things I go over to them and tell them from the Bible that what they are going is wrong. Bad behavior is the tool of the devil.
Also I like to go over to some of the non believers and tell them that they are going to hell because they don't believe. I don't like to play on the swings and play basaeball because Jesus never did that and I shouldn't either. I was doing just fine reading and preaching to all the kids at recess until one of the pagan gentiles told on me. She will go down to the deepest darkest regins of hell, thus sayth the lord.
So now I just sit on the wall at recess time and sing amazing grace and onward christian soldier as loud as I can at the top of my lungs. That will teach these children of the beast, these godless filthy heathen the joys of christianity.
Blessings to all (except to all the pagans and such. May the burn white hot forever, ahem.)
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:27:28 AM PDT
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Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
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To: Finger Full of Fungus; MeekOneGOP
Welcome to Free Republic.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:27:46 AM PDT
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trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:28:09 AM PDT
by
RonPaulLives
(Never trust anything ending in "u." For example, "DU," "EU," "I love you")
To: Finger Full of Fungus
10? Unlikely...
BYE!
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To: Finger Full of Fungus
If you really are 10, your momma needs a good hard kick in the butt.
If you're not, well... I think you know.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:38:42 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Well, I thinks ya gots a skull full o' fungus.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:39:26 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
MORBO FINDS TROLLS TO BE STRINGY AND BITTER.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:39:27 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
Pretty decent typing for a 10 year old.
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posted on
05/12/2005 11:40:27 AM PDT
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lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Finger Full of Fungus
I don't like to play on the swings and play basaeball because Jesus never did that and I shouldn't either. You must be terribly constipated. I can find no reference in the Bible to potty time...
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05/12/2005 11:41:15 AM PDT
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pgyanke
(The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God.)
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