Posted on 05/13/2005 10:14:04 PM PDT by Nascardude
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton likes her burgers spicy. The hotel heiress, actress, jewelry designer and entrepreneur will star in a television commercial next week in which she will slap suds on the side of a Bentley automobile and chomp on a thick burger while clad in a skimpy black bathing suit.
ADVERTISEMENT
Hilton will perform the feat to a rock version of the song "I Love Paris in the Springtime."
The ad for the fast-food chain Carl's Jr. will feature Hilton's signature tag line, which doubles as a reference to the barbecue sauce and jalapenos-pepper laden sandwich — "that's hot."
The 30-second spot will debut nationally on the syndicated show "Entertainment Tonight," on May 17, then go into regular rotation in Western states where Carl's Jr. does business. In late June, the ad will be shown across the midwest to tout a similar sandwich at the company's Hardee's restaurants.
"We're working on trying to make Paris Hilton famous," joked Andrew Puzder, president and chief executive of CKE Restaurants Inc., which owns the two fast food chains.
The company is known for its racy television ads, one of which featured a woman eating a burger while riding a mechanical bull. Another starred Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner and several playmates. That ad was condemned by televangelist the Rev. Robert Schuller.
The two chains also tout huge, dripping burgers at a time when other fast-food restaurants are offering more healthy alternatives.
Puzder said his company's ad agency suggested using Hilton.
"She's very appealing to our demographic," which he described as young, hungry guys.
"And it turns out she really loved the burger we wanted her to promote," Puzder said. "We did see her eat a couple of them at the shoot."
The company will feature a 60-second version, which Puzder promises will be "racier," on its Web sites.
Is this the "spicy" bimbo who was voted "most flat #ssed of 2005"? Methinks this poor little rich girl is, after all, an insecure attention-getter who'll age badly.
Well manicured, but hideous. She has all the bone structure of your average malnourished chihuahua.
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
This should have been "skank alert".
That "outfit" doesn't leave much to the imagination - and thank goodness for Nair!
And no A$$. Nada. Niet. Nothing but bone and skin. It's just her genes. But very cruel genes, indeed..
Built like a boy. YEEEKK!
I'd eat it.
The burger, I mean. At least I know that's relatively healthy.
They're never going to beat the ultrasound commercial, anyway, so why even try?
I agree.
Paris Hilton is about as sexy as a peeled grape. She looks like an Afghan dog. This publicity hound (read b*tch) would go to the opening of an envelope.
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
You got that right. Just the way she maxes out her melanin in the tanning booth will insure she looks like a raisin when she's 35.
Flat as the flight deck on an aircraft carrier. I can't for the life of me understand the fascination some people have with this pampered mouse.
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
A beautiful woman who lacks discretion is like a fine gold ring in the snout of a pig.
... Proverbs
I really, really, really wonder about this girl's childhood.
All of that money and yet picture after picture of her in sexually provocative poses and outfits.
Very disturbing.
If that photo were the only one I'd ever seen of Paris that'd be one thing.. As it is, I'd just happily settle for one of those barbeque burgers (but not that particular one!)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.