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Parris Hilton touts spicy burger in TV ad (HOT CHICK ALERT)
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Posted on 05/13/2005 10:14:04 PM PDT by Nascardude

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1 posted on 05/13/2005 10:14:05 PM PDT by Nascardude
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To: Nascardude

Is this the "spicy" bimbo who was voted "most flat #ssed of 2005"? Methinks this poor little rich girl is, after all, an insecure attention-getter who'll age badly.


2 posted on 05/13/2005 10:17:35 PM PDT by steenkeenbadges
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To: Nascardude
That definitely looks like the typical Carl's Jr customer in my area. They even dress like that.
3 posted on 05/13/2005 10:18:51 PM PDT by skip_intro
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To: steenkeenbadges
She's hideous.

Well manicured, but hideous. She has all the bone structure of your average malnourished chihuahua.

4 posted on 05/13/2005 10:19:15 PM PDT by cicero's_son
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To: Nascardude
Wooooooooo... IT AIN'T FOR BABIES... NOW ITS FOR HOT CHICKS!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
5 posted on 05/13/2005 10:19:40 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Nascardude

This should have been "skank alert".


6 posted on 05/13/2005 10:19:56 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Nascardude

That "outfit" doesn't leave much to the imagination - and thank goodness for Nair!


7 posted on 05/13/2005 10:20:53 PM PDT by TheBattman (Islam (and liberals)- the cult of Satan)
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To: cicero's_son
Well manicured, but hideous. She has all the bone structure of your average malnourished chihuahua.

And no A$$. Nada. Niet. Nothing but bone and skin. It's just her genes. But very cruel genes, indeed..

8 posted on 05/13/2005 10:21:22 PM PDT by ExtremeUnction
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To: Nascardude

Built like a boy. YEEEKK!


9 posted on 05/13/2005 10:22:08 PM PDT by Clemenza (Will somebody PLEASE stop that hammering!)
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To: Nascardude

I'd eat it.

The burger, I mean. At least I know that's relatively healthy.

They're never going to beat the ultrasound commercial, anyway, so why even try?


10 posted on 05/13/2005 10:22:08 PM PDT by RichInOC ("...homeboy came out red, Ma! BRIGHT red!")
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She's hideous. Well manicured, but hideous. She has all the bone structure of your average malnourished chihuahua.

I agree.

11 posted on 05/13/2005 10:22:44 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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To: steenkeenbadges

Paris Hilton is about as sexy as a peeled grape. She looks like an Afghan dog. This publicity hound (read b*tch) would go to the opening of an envelope.


12 posted on 05/13/2005 10:22:49 PM PDT by Che Chihuahua (Liberals are the best argument for abortion.)
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To: TheBattman
I see a horde of hungry young guys stampeding to Hardee's and Carls Jr in the future. The Food Nazis be damned. Bring on the Thickburger!!!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
13 posted on 05/13/2005 10:23:17 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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14 posted on 05/13/2005 10:23:20 PM PDT by Squeako (ACLU: "Only Christians, Boy Scouts and War Memorials are too vile to defend.")
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To: steenkeenbadges
an insecure attention-getter who'll age badly

You got that right. Just the way she maxes out her melanin in the tanning booth will insure she looks like a raisin when she's 35.

15 posted on 05/13/2005 10:23:48 PM PDT by fso301
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And no A$$. Nada.

Flat as the flight deck on an aircraft carrier. I can't for the life of me understand the fascination some people have with this pampered mouse.

16 posted on 05/13/2005 10:24:02 PM PDT by cicero's_son
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To: RichInOC
They need to make the burgers hot enough to leave your taste buds with memories not even a Bud can wash down!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
17 posted on 05/13/2005 10:24:33 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Spktyr

A beautiful woman who lacks discretion is like a fine gold ring in the snout of a pig.

... Proverbs


18 posted on 05/13/2005 10:25:01 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: Nascardude

I really, really, really wonder about this girl's childhood.

All of that money and yet picture after picture of her in sexually provocative poses and outfits.

Very disturbing.


19 posted on 05/13/2005 10:25:27 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (Remember, once you're over the hill, you pick up speed.)
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To: Nascardude

If that photo were the only one I'd ever seen of Paris that'd be one thing.. As it is, I'd just happily settle for one of those barbeque burgers (but not that particular one!)


20 posted on 05/13/2005 10:26:08 PM PDT by AntiGuv (™)
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