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Parris Hilton touts spicy burger in TV ad (HOT CHICK ALERT)
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Posted on 05/13/2005 10:14:04 PM PDT by Nascardude
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To: Nascardude
At least she gets wasted in "House of Wax." Only real reason to see the movie, I think.
To: Lijahsbubbe
They should have brought back that actress mounted on a mechanical bull. That was one hot burger commercial!
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:27:43 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Nascardude
She wasn't always hot.
It's amazing what a bottle of hair bleach and a makeover will do.
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:28:12 PM PDT
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: RichInOC
They're never going to beat the ultrasound commercial, anyway, so why even try?The two of us must be that commercial's biggest fans! Cracks me up every time. Do you know of anywhere it can be downloaded?
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:28:12 PM PDT
by
Squeako
(ACLU: "Only Christians, Boy Scouts and War Memorials are too vile to defend.")
To: Nascardude
Egad. Do you have any idea where that hand has been?
To: Nascardude
Can I have a bite of your burger ?
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:29:36 PM PDT
by
John Lenin
(History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap)
To: FreedomCalls
Frankly, she was better looking in the older photo.
To: Nascardude
Actually, Paris is not "hot". She's a fizzle, IMO.
I see prettier women every single day.
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:31:13 PM PDT
by
Bullish
To: Nascardude
Just remember this line from Clerks:
"There are plenty of fine-looking women out there, but not all of 'em will bring you lasagna for lunch. Most of 'em will just cheat on ya."
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:33:49 PM PDT
by
Windcatcher
(Earth to libs: MARXISM DOESN'T SELL HERE. Try somewhere else.)
To: Clemenza
I don't see too many boys who look like that. No, Paris Hilton has two major problems: She's bone stupid, and she's such a skank I'm surprised she hasn't been caught pulling a train for the Trojan varsity.
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:34:28 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("Clara Bow? I love it! Billy Blanks is, like, the best!")
To: RichInOC
I'm surprised she hasn't been caught pulling a train for the Trojan varsity. Like the late Clara Bow?
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:37:19 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Will somebody PLEASE stop that hammering!)
To: Nascardude
another stupid commercial from CJs. Good burgers, lousy advertising.
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:38:17 PM PDT
by
birbear
("I reject your reality and substitute my own.")
To: Nascardude
I'm know that Carl Karcher deeply regrets the day that he sold to these clowns.
My great-uncle is a good friend of Carl and has told me what a good Christian man Carl is. That is why he got kicked off the Board of Directors by the new owners.
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:38:18 PM PDT
by
politicket
(We now live in a society where "tolerance" is celebrated at the expense of moral correctness.)
To: Nascardude
Funny, all you guys are criticizing the way Paris Hilton is built, but actually she bears a certain resemblance to our heroine, Ann Coulter. Like Ann she has long blonde hair, high cheekbones, a small derriere, small breasts, and very slender legs. Perhaps you just find Paris unattractive and Ann attractive because you're aware of the great difference in their intellect and character? If so, I applaud you all!
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:38:34 PM PDT
by
Capriole
(I don't have any problems that couldn't be solved by more chocolate or more ammunition)
To: Blurblogger
A beautiful woman who lacks discretion is like a fine gold ring in the snout of a pig.. -Proverbs
Bingo..
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:38:37 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
(This Propaganda has been edited to include not a small amount of Hyperbole..)
To: Squeako
I wish I did. They finally put it up on carlsjr.com, but it looks like it's in Flash and they've redone the last line. It's still funny, but it's not the classic version.
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:39:50 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("...I might just bust out of here early...grab a hold of something and take it with me...")
To: RichInOC
No, Paris Hilton has two major problems: She's bone stupid, and she's such a skank... exerpt from:
Paris Hilton's Blackberry Goes Public Monday, February 21, 2005 By Roger Friedman - Fox News
"....In addition, there are some clues to Paris' personality and education in the notations that came along with this stuff. She spells a foreign country "jermeny."..."
To: Capriole
[ Perhaps you just find Paris unattractive and Ann attractive because you're aware of the great difference in their intellect and character? If so, I applaud you all! ]
Intuitive bump...
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posted on
05/13/2005 10:40:05 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
(This Propaganda has been edited to include not a small amount of Hyperbole..)
To: Nascardude
To: martin_fierro
umm, yeah, I downloaded the video. :-)
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