Parris Hilton touts spicy burger in TV ad (HOT CHICK ALERT)

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[Windcatcher]

ROFL. Just a prediction on my part, but any guy who marries her will rue the day he did. I have a friend who, as long as I've known him, never looks beyond the question, "is she hot". Years later, now, he is the poster boy of what *not* to do in our circle of friends.

[Clemenza]

BWAHAAA!

Paris, I'd like to take you to my favorite Portuguese restaurant. Now get up there on the pinball machine...

[Colorado Doug]

I used to like Carl's Jr. but after all of their disgusting commercials with the gulping, slurping, gross sound effects, I can't stand to even think about Carl's Jr. anymore. I wonder what kind of advertising genius comes up with such things. I just hope they can refrain from making a lot of noise this time.

Probably will have her slather a sloppy burger all over herself.

[paul_fromatlanta]

Actually she is rounding out a bit.... she's always been too skinny for my taste...she looks better in this newest picture.

[John Lenin]

The trick is to only love them as much as they love you. Easier said than done.

[TheBigB]

McDonald's really missed the boat on not signing Paris for ads.

Can you think of a better spokesgirl for the slogan "OVER ONE BILLION SERVED"?

[Windcatcher]

OMG! It hurts to laugh! Someone Photoshop a pic!

[John Lenin]

Are yout alking about her trust fund ? I can't be bought, uh huh ...

[paul51]

HOT CHICK SKANK ALERT

[AntiGuv]

I've already been married to the type and rest assured that didn't last long!

[goldstategop]

LOL! I'm 42 so I'm already an ancient crone. By the standards of male Freeperdom. Hehehehe

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[John Lenin]

At this stage in my life I have learned a woman can only do to you what you let them.

[AntiGuv]

I'm 56, and I believe I'm the youngest person posting here.

That would be a negative!

[Windcatcher]

Hmmm. I'd better not mention my dad's age then :^)

[AntiGuv]

Yeah, well at that stage in my life I learned some women will do just about whatever would let them..

[Fudd Fan]

In the photo on the right, she looks like she's wearing a set of "wax lips." They sure don't look real (the lips).

[Windcatcher]

Any bets on whether she's gone under the knife? (yes, I know, stupid question). How about an over/under on number of times?

[SealSeven]

She has one huge jaw -

[John Lenin]

I'm just dreaming anyways, I'm probably twice her age but she does the physical characteristics that always got my attention.

[paul_fromatlanta]

>>At this stage in my life I have learned a woman can only do to you what you let them.<<

It depends on the weapons they have... :)