Posted on 05/16/2005 5:45:31 AM PDT by new cruelty
Nah - he rode the white donkey colt. He drove the moneylenders out of the temple.
You can only riot half heartedly:
Jesus is a name -
Christ is a title.
I hear non-church-going folk around here talking about him all the time!
On the Christ-as-title score, I know an attorney named Christ. His "Esquire" is his title. Many will meet their doom if and when he becomes a judge!
HF
Oh for Christ't sake!!
"In court documents, Mr. Christ and his attorney A.P. Pishevar cite a 1977 common-law ruling that allows name changes without legal proceedings. "
From here on, I'd like to be called "Max Power"...
Not only are there a lot of "Jesus" as first names here in Panama, there a lot of "Jesus Maria" as first names for men. No one thinks twice about it. It's like being called Juan.
"Cristo" is also a last name, but we have none in Panama.
Living in Latin America, I dont see what all the fuss is about, and Panama is a very Catholic country. There are better things to get ones panties all up in a wad.
Could give a whole new meaning to the 'Ministry' song 'Jesus Built My Hotrod'
You'll always be Blzbba to me.
Also, a popular name for women is "Maria Jesus" (Jesus Maria for men).
Jesus you can drive my car...Jesus you can drive my car, beep beep beep beep yeah!
OUCH!
As I recall Christ rode an ass and I'm pretty sure you don't need a license to ride an animal anywhere.
This dude and whatever justice approved his name change need to spend a few days in the stocks and/or a good flogging ( administered by the proper officials of course ).
And I guess we could ask him "Would Jesus wear a Rolex?"
Maybe he just needs to encounter a half crazed mississippi squirrel ?
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